AUSTIN, TX — The Austin International Airport is considering a new proposal that would see its airport restaurants close even earlier than they already do in light of the fact they really don’t want any business anyway and certainly not business travelers coming in on late flights. Steve Jones was…

DALLAS, TX — American Airlines’ Chief Operating Officer David Seymour was recently asked why American Airlines was last in customer satisfaction and what the airline was doing about it. The answer was refreshingly honest. American Airlines’ Chief Operating Officer David Seymour was recently put on the hot seat when a pilot…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Sidney Matterson is seriously irritated that her luggage was lost on a recent United Airlines flight to Los Angeles. In a last-ditch effort to spur United Airlines into action, she tried tagging a “famous” travel blogger on Twitter to see if that would work. It didn’t. 38-year-old…

CHICAGO, IL — After receiving a brutal first Net Promoter Score from United Airlines flight attendants, leadership at the beleaguered airline unveiled a new plan to get their numbers to a respectable -65%. “If we can just suck a little less it could make a real difference with our staff,” United…

CHICAGO, IL — After receiving a brutal first Net Promoter Score from United Airlines flight attendants, leadership at the beleaguered airline unveiled a new plan to get their numbers to a respectable -65%. “If we can just suck a little less it could make a real difference with our staff,” United…

VATICAN — Pope Francis announced he intends to retire after a recent trip where he found himself in a middle seat on a Spirit Airlines to Orlando. The 85-year-old figurehead said it was just too much to take. During a recent visit to North America, Pope Francis found himself sandwiched into…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a return to mostly-normal travel, the number of travel brouhahas has dramatically declined. Now, travel bloggers desperately craving more traffic have assembled in a conference designed to learn how to write better clickbait headlines. After initially crippling many travel bloggers, many soon found…

PHOENIX, AZ — Nichelle Jenson, a 19-year-old college student tweeted her enthusiasm about #adulting the other day after signing up for a Southwest Airlines credit card at the Phoenix Airport. Nichelle Jenson was home for the 4th of July holiday to visit family over the long weekend when she found herself…

WASHINGTON, DC — As the pilot shortage reaches new highs, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is considering raising the retirement age to unheard-of levels in a bid to take the pressure off a demoralized workforce. In a new bill sponsored by Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT), the mandatory retirement age for pilots…