American Airlines Flight Attendant Reports Herself After Accidentally Providing Great Service

DALLAS, TX — In a shocking turn of events, an American Airlines flight attendant reported herself to management after accidentally providing great service to passengers on a recent flight.

The flight attendant, who wishes to remain anonymous, said that she had been having a bad day and didn’t feel like being friendly to the passengers. However, she accidentally smiled at a passenger and asked if they needed anything and before she knew it, she had gone above and beyond for all of the passengers on the flight.

“I don’t know what came over me,” the flight attendant said in a statement to American Airlines management. “I just started being nice to everyone, and before I knew it, I was providing great service. It was a complete accident, and I’m so sorry.”

The incident has sparked outrage among American Airlines management, who is reportedly investigating the matter and considering disciplinary action against the flight attendant.

“We take great pride in our reputation for mediocre service,” said an American Airlines spokesperson. “Our flight attendants are trained to provide the bare minimum in terms of customer service, and this kind of behavior is completely unacceptable.”

The incident has also raised concerns among passengers, who are worried that American Airlines may be cracking down on friendly service in order to maintain its reputation for mediocre service.

“I was shocked when the flight attendant smiled at me and asked how my day was going,” said one passenger. “I thought maybe American Airlines was trying to turn over a new leaf, but now it seems like they’re just trying to keep their terrible reputation intact.”

At this time, it is unclear what action American Airlines will take against the flight attendant but it’s possible she may be penalized by both her union and her employer.

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