Experts predict that Thanksgiving travel is (checks notes)…going to totally suck

LITERALLY ANYWHERE, US — In a shocking admission, travel experts are predicting that Thanksgiving travel this year is going to be exactly like it is every year…fricking horrible.

Mix cold weather, an unhealthy desire to time with people you love, time off from work, and the opportunity to eat cranberry sauce and what do you get? The worst time to travel.

Travel experts across the world are predicting that travel this Thanksgiving weekend is going to be exactly like it is literally every other year: an absolute shitshow.

That’s it. That’s the article. Good luck out there.

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