CHICAGO, IL — Steve Johnson is an anomaly amongst his peers. The seasoned business travel claims to still have a strong marriage after 16 years of steady business travel. However, his colleagues just aren’t buying it. “Steve!? That guy, you can’t trust him,” commented Carl Pahrnluver a thrice divorced sales executive…

CHICAGO, IL — After years of skimping on hotel amenities, one hotel thinks it’s found the perfect strategy to address staffing challenges and cost control issues: asking the guests to team up with the housekeeping staff. Chicago’s luxurious Hampton Inn & Suites may have just cracked the code in its search…

DALLAS, TX — Taking a page out of Frontier Airlines’ playbook, American Airlines unveiled a new employee bonus program rewarding poor customer service experiences. Under the new incentive, the Texas-based airline is offering employees a $50 bonus per customer complaint that can be tied directly to the “offending” employee. The new program…

ATLANTA, GA — Steve Johnson, a 47-year-old veteran narrowbody pilot is furious after learning he will only earn a mere $475k this year to sit in the cockpit of a plane that is mostly flying itself. After learning his union negotiated a new deal with Delta Airlines to increase pay for…

KANSAS CITY, MO — Tyrell White finished his drink service as quickly as possible practically tossing cans of unopened soda at passengers and salt-bae-ing bags of pretzels in a rush to get back to his game. After returning to the galley he propped the drink cart in the aisle establishing a…

WICHITA, KS — A Delta Airlines pilot inadvertently diverted his flight to a small airport in Wichita, KS despite there being no threat or passenger freakout underway. When questioned, the pilot stated the emergency landing was simply habit born out of flying the last 2 years during the pandemic. As veteran…

CHICAGO, IL — After United Airlines unveiled policy updates designed to simplify the process of booking seats next to their children, parents across the globe began protesting the elimination of the little-known travel hack. United Airlines’ new policy, which goes into effect next week according to The Points Guy, will allow…

CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot unveiled a new plan this week to relocate homeless people from O’Hare Airport to its crappier little brother, Midway Airport. The new policy came on the heels of significant backlash from travelers frustrated at the growing homeless population using the O’Hare Airport as a…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Voters will have an opportunity to decide if local homeless camps should be required to house business travelers. San Francisco residents will soon have a chance to vote on a new initiative added to the fall ballot. Under the proposal, the city council is seeking to require…